1 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,959 I'm numb. Except for this big pain in my heart. 2 00:01:00,423 --> 00:01:05,251 I can't believe this, I... I just can't believe it. 3 00:01:05,428 --> 00:01:06,839 Were we wrong to trust her? 4 00:01:07,346 --> 00:01:09,885 Should we have talked to her more, you know? 5 00:01:10,057 --> 00:01:11,967 Kept a better watch on her? 6 00:01:12,143 --> 00:01:15,227 Not allowed her to even date Wilson? I mean, what? 7 00:01:15,395 --> 00:01:17,969 What could we have done that could make this not happen? 8 00:01:18,148 --> 00:01:19,893 Can we look at blaming ourselves later? 9 00:01:20,067 --> 00:01:23,105 Right now, I'm too upset with Mary and Wilson to get upset with you and me. 10 00:01:23,279 --> 00:01:24,739 I... 11 00:01:25,698 --> 00:01:27,490 What are we gonna do? 12 00:01:28,242 --> 00:01:31,577 Well, the first thing we have to do is to tell Mary. 13 00:01:32,413 --> 00:01:34,454 Tell her we know she's pregnant? 14 00:01:34,665 --> 00:01:37,833 No, tell her that she herself is pregnant. 15 00:01:38,044 --> 00:01:39,076 What? 16 00:01:39,253 --> 00:01:41,792 Eric, she can't have known or even suspected the possibility 17 00:01:41,964 --> 00:01:45,465 or she would have never volunteered for the physical for basketball camp. 18 00:01:50,222 --> 00:01:54,055 The life she had just five minutes ago, 19 00:01:54,894 --> 00:01:56,009 it's over. 20 00:01:56,228 --> 00:01:58,934 - I can't believe Simon pulled it off. - Yeah. 21 00:01:59,148 --> 00:02:02,150 - You slapped me, you know. - And you can bite me. 22 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:03,855 You've been butting into my life 23 00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:05,648 telling me what to do, what not to do, 24 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,530 and acting like some kind of freak parent 25 00:02:07,698 --> 00:02:09,490 for as long as I can remember, you know. 26 00:02:09,657 --> 00:02:10,774 Why is that? 27 00:02:10,951 --> 00:02:13,029 Because I'm your older brother, I care about you. 28 00:02:13,245 --> 00:02:15,120 Yeah, well, care less. 29 00:02:21,087 --> 00:02:22,167 Ruthie. 30 00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:25,207 - That was for the summer job. - Oh, okay. 31 00:02:25,383 --> 00:02:27,044 Well, as long as you have a good reason. 32 00:02:32,598 --> 00:02:34,473 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 33 00:02:36,185 --> 00:02:37,894 I'll miss you too. 34 00:02:39,897 --> 00:02:43,848 I can't believe they didn't give Happy a trophy or a medal 35 00:02:44,068 --> 00:02:46,642 or a laminated commemorative plaque or something, 36 00:02:46,821 --> 00:02:48,316 anything from those Pow Chow people. 37 00:02:48,489 --> 00:02:50,862 I mean, how many dogs can do this? 38 00:02:51,033 --> 00:02:52,113 [DOORBELL RINGS] 39 00:02:52,284 --> 00:02:54,029 Happy... 40 00:02:55,162 --> 00:02:56,658 ...would you rather have your Pow Chow 41 00:02:56,831 --> 00:02:58,456 taken away from you or be a-- 42 00:02:58,624 --> 00:02:59,788 Hi. 43 00:03:00,001 --> 00:03:03,372 I packed my special occasion tie. What time's graduation? 44 00:03:03,588 --> 00:03:04,668 --dead dog? 45 00:03:04,839 --> 00:03:06,713 [HAPPY WHIMPERS] 46 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:15,508 Now, I know we're early, and we're sorry, 47 00:05:15,678 --> 00:05:17,173 but we had planned to spend a few days 48 00:05:17,346 --> 00:05:19,340 with an old buddy of mine, Tom Phelps. 49 00:05:19,557 --> 00:05:22,309 You know, help him out of a divorce situation. 50 00:05:22,476 --> 00:05:25,015 But Tom chose to ignore the schedule 51 00:05:25,187 --> 00:05:27,098 and our plans went to hell in a handbasket, 52 00:05:27,314 --> 00:05:29,142 and here we are early. 53 00:05:29,316 --> 00:05:30,978 Tom and his wife got back together. 54 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:33,651 JOHN: You know, I've known Tom since basic training, 55 00:05:33,863 --> 00:05:36,735 and frankly, he's always been inconsiderate, hasn't he? 56 00:05:36,908 --> 00:05:38,320 George sends his love. 57 00:05:38,493 --> 00:05:41,448 He's sick so he had to stay home with Aunt Julie, 58 00:05:41,663 --> 00:05:44,665 probably giving her the flu even as we speak. 59 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:46,287 Do you think we're carriers? 60 00:05:46,501 --> 00:05:49,836 Oh, no, no, colonel, no, it's... 61 00:05:52,089 --> 00:05:53,253 It's just that-- 62 00:05:53,466 --> 00:05:55,792 Well, Matt just told us 63 00:05:55,968 --> 00:05:58,341 that he's gonna miss his high school graduation 64 00:05:58,512 --> 00:06:00,755 because he got a job. 65 00:06:00,973 --> 00:06:03,512 It's a job in a Washington D.C. summer work programme 66 00:06:03,684 --> 00:06:06,057 that we knew nothing about. 67 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:07,434 Until today. 68 00:06:07,938 --> 00:06:11,225 So as glad as we are to see you, 69 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,061 you may have made this trip for nothing. 70 00:06:13,277 --> 00:06:17,774 So in sum, the boy has a chance to work in Washington D.C., 71 00:06:17,948 --> 00:06:21,994 the medulla oblongata of the American body politic, 72 00:06:22,161 --> 00:06:24,830 and you're upset because he doesn't wanna walk across the stage 73 00:06:24,997 --> 00:06:26,328 in a muumuu and a cardboard hat? 74 00:06:26,541 --> 00:06:29,709 It took Matt 12 years to earn that cardboard hat 75 00:06:29,878 --> 00:06:31,788 and he didn't do it alone. 76 00:06:31,963 --> 00:06:35,049 This whole family earned the right to celebrate Matt's graduation 77 00:06:35,217 --> 00:06:37,886 and somehow, it just won't be the same without him at it. 78 00:06:38,095 --> 00:06:41,928 You know, son, graduation ceremony is also called commencement. 79 00:06:42,099 --> 00:06:45,350 So let the boy start his life and commence already. 80 00:06:45,519 --> 00:06:47,180 I couldn't have said it better. Thank you. 81 00:06:47,353 --> 00:06:49,596 Hey, Matt. My goodness, how are you? 82 00:06:49,772 --> 00:06:51,813 You came just in the nick of time. 83 00:06:52,024 --> 00:06:54,694 In need of reinforcements, are you? 84 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:57,020 - Probably. - Definitely. 85 00:06:57,196 --> 00:06:59,355 You know, there's no need to try to settle all of this 86 00:06:59,532 --> 00:07:01,988 within the first 15 minutes of your arrival, so... 87 00:07:02,159 --> 00:07:04,319 Matt, I believe those bags have your name on them. 88 00:07:04,537 --> 00:07:06,032 And... 89 00:07:06,205 --> 00:07:09,456 You'll have Matt's new room and Matt will have his old room 90 00:07:09,625 --> 00:07:12,378 and then, well, Simon will bunk with Ruthie. 91 00:07:12,586 --> 00:07:15,256 Terrific. Here you go, dear. 92 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:19,340 Hey, thanks for taking my side down there. 93 00:07:19,511 --> 00:07:21,670 It's about what's right, Matt, not sides. 94 00:07:21,888 --> 00:07:24,178 I know. I bet you never thought we'd be on the same one. 95 00:07:24,391 --> 00:07:25,637 I never say never. 96 00:07:25,809 --> 00:07:28,597 You make all kinds of friends in foxholes. 97 00:07:28,770 --> 00:07:31,938 Of course, none of them ever had bangs you could part-- 98 00:07:32,149 --> 00:07:34,226 I cut my hair, it grew back. Hair does that. 99 00:07:34,443 --> 00:07:37,646 Oh, yes, yes, that's right. Hair can be such pesky business. 100 00:07:37,821 --> 00:07:39,067 Refresh my memory now, 101 00:07:39,239 --> 00:07:42,574 it's one haircut per person per lifetime here in Glen Oak? 102 00:07:42,743 --> 00:07:44,320 RUTH: Oh, enough. 103 00:07:44,827 --> 00:07:47,782 If you look at him from the back, you wouldn't think he's a man. 104 00:07:47,955 --> 00:07:49,830 You'd just think, what pretty hair. 105 00:07:49,999 --> 00:07:51,375 [JOHN CLEARS THROAT] 106 00:07:55,796 --> 00:07:58,205 I gotta tell you, I'm not real excited about talking to Mary 107 00:07:58,382 --> 00:07:59,546 with my parents in the house. 108 00:07:59,717 --> 00:08:02,589 I'm not excited about talking to Mary with a living soul in the house, 109 00:08:02,762 --> 00:08:04,589 but your parents are staying, I'm not waiting. 110 00:08:04,764 --> 00:08:06,175 Okay. 111 00:08:06,349 --> 00:08:09,802 - After you. - Oh, yeah, like I'm gonna fall for that. 112 00:08:10,979 --> 00:08:13,305 Excuse us, but we don't need to be channel surfing 113 00:08:13,482 --> 00:08:14,941 if there's M.I.T. work to be done. 114 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:17,559 - We're here, we're near. - Get used to us. 115 00:08:17,778 --> 00:08:20,447 Well, there's no burning M.I.T. work to be done at the moment. 116 00:08:20,614 --> 00:08:22,358 Yeah. 117 00:08:22,991 --> 00:08:25,697 By the way, we're not the kind of religious guys 118 00:08:25,869 --> 00:08:27,910 who get to listen to people's confessions, are we? 119 00:08:28,121 --> 00:08:29,154 No. 120 00:08:29,331 --> 00:08:31,905 Oh. Bummer. That could've been good. 121 00:08:32,542 --> 00:08:35,165 Gentlemen, M.I.T.s, 122 00:08:35,337 --> 00:08:37,793 being a minister in not a spectator sport. 123 00:08:38,006 --> 00:08:41,707 You have to give of yourself, not look to be entertained by plights of others. 124 00:08:41,926 --> 00:08:45,426 You have to listen even when you don't feel like it. That's what a minister does. 125 00:08:45,596 --> 00:08:50,010 Yeah, what a minister does is give sound and objective counsel 126 00:08:50,226 --> 00:08:53,477 and looks out for people, tries to give them hope 127 00:08:53,688 --> 00:08:55,930 and help them find it in themselves. 128 00:08:56,107 --> 00:09:01,234 A minister takes care of people in times of need. 129 00:09:01,405 --> 00:09:02,437 What she said. 130 00:09:02,656 --> 00:09:04,566 Sorry, what did you say after that hope stuff? 131 00:09:04,783 --> 00:09:06,611 I was listening, you were going kind of fast. 132 00:09:06,827 --> 00:09:09,663 - Help people in times of need. - Oh, that's a big one. 133 00:09:14,668 --> 00:09:18,916 You know, if we write big and double-space this, it'll take up a page. 134 00:09:19,131 --> 00:09:20,626 Yeah. 135 00:09:30,225 --> 00:09:31,341 I don't wanna do this. 136 00:09:35,062 --> 00:09:36,723 - Hey. - Hey. 137 00:09:36,939 --> 00:09:38,518 Hey, where are you guys going? 138 00:09:38,733 --> 00:09:40,311 Are we interrupting? 139 00:09:40,526 --> 00:09:43,398 No, Lucy and I were maybe going to go grab something to eat 140 00:09:43,571 --> 00:09:44,900 with a couple of friends. 141 00:09:45,072 --> 00:09:46,698 Please? We'll be home early. 142 00:09:46,907 --> 00:09:48,901 RUTH: Friends of the gentleman persuasion? 143 00:09:49,118 --> 00:09:50,235 Well... 144 00:09:50,454 --> 00:09:51,486 Oh, date night. 145 00:09:51,663 --> 00:09:53,657 We did just get here in the nick of time. 146 00:09:59,338 --> 00:10:00,537 Divine intervention? 147 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:10,090 Colonel, Grandma Ruth, this is Wilson West, 148 00:10:10,265 --> 00:10:12,804 Billy West and Kenny Milner. 149 00:10:12,976 --> 00:10:15,053 WILSON: It's a pleasure. RUTH: Hello. 150 00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:17,679 JOHN: I understand plans are afoot for an evening out. 151 00:10:17,856 --> 00:10:18,888 Status? 152 00:10:19,107 --> 00:10:22,560 I couldn't get a baby-sitter, so we'll probably have our evening out in. 153 00:10:23,445 --> 00:10:25,403 Here. In this house here. 154 00:10:25,614 --> 00:10:26,860 Oh, poop. 155 00:10:27,783 --> 00:10:29,527 ROD: Hey, don't despair. 156 00:10:29,743 --> 00:10:31,570 - We can help. - Absolutely. 157 00:10:31,744 --> 00:10:33,821 Looks like you guys need a baby-sitter, here we are, 158 00:10:33,996 --> 00:10:36,239 two trustworthy M.I.T.s for the price of one. 159 00:10:36,415 --> 00:10:38,243 Look, I appreciate the offer, but, um... 160 00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:40,917 But what? We're gonna be here all night. 161 00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:43,496 And if we need help, Mrs. Camden can always 162 00:10:43,674 --> 00:10:45,714 be our child-care Coach Lombardi. 163 00:10:47,552 --> 00:10:49,593 Who are these guys again? 164 00:10:49,763 --> 00:10:52,172 My ex-boyfriends. 165 00:10:52,349 --> 00:10:55,552 They're not here for me, they're here for my dad. 166 00:10:55,769 --> 00:10:57,145 So, what do you say, Wilson? 167 00:10:57,354 --> 00:10:59,976 - Are you sure? - S?, it'll be fun. 168 00:11:01,358 --> 00:11:04,609 Okay. We won't be gone long. 169 00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:08,146 [BILLY BABBLES] 170 00:11:08,323 --> 00:11:10,946 Hey, pequito muchacho. Ha, ha. 171 00:11:11,368 --> 00:11:12,744 His stuff is in the living room. 172 00:11:12,953 --> 00:11:14,199 Stuff, living room, check. 173 00:11:14,371 --> 00:11:16,032 Come on, come on. 174 00:11:16,957 --> 00:11:18,666 You know, that Moon boy's growing on me. 175 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:22,251 Good, because the other boy has something growing on him. 176 00:11:22,462 --> 00:11:25,085 It's a moustache. Don't be seduced by it. 177 00:11:26,257 --> 00:11:29,259 So a quick burger is okay? 178 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,255 Very quick. 179 00:11:35,809 --> 00:11:37,886 [ROD, JIMMY AND BILLY CHATTERING] 180 00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:39,438 Update me. 181 00:11:39,604 --> 00:11:42,939 Why are Lucy's ex-boyfriends babysitting Wilson's brother? 182 00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:46,021 Well, Billy is Wilson's son. 183 00:11:46,236 --> 00:11:48,562 ERIC: And Rod and Jimmy practically live here. 184 00:11:49,197 --> 00:11:52,650 I'm not sure why. I don't think they have a key. 185 00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:56,701 Well, things couldn't get much worse. 186 00:11:56,913 --> 00:11:57,946 Yeah. 187 00:11:58,123 --> 00:12:00,959 You'd like to think that'd be true, wouldn't you? 188 00:12:09,384 --> 00:12:11,959 Later, honey. I don't have time to plaster. 189 00:12:12,137 --> 00:12:15,009 Come on. Come on. 190 00:12:27,694 --> 00:12:30,696 You know, I know she's your sister and everything, I mean he's my friend, 191 00:12:30,864 --> 00:12:33,154 but, man, get the hose already. 192 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:35,740 LUCY: No kidding. - So tell me about you. 193 00:12:35,911 --> 00:12:38,450 - Huh? - I wanna know everything about you. 194 00:12:38,622 --> 00:12:40,366 Or at least the stuff you want me to know. 195 00:12:40,582 --> 00:12:42,492 - Really? - Yeah. Really. 196 00:12:47,464 --> 00:12:49,090 Hey, Dad, do you have a minute? 197 00:12:49,257 --> 00:12:51,714 Oh, absolutely, sure. 198 00:12:51,885 --> 00:12:57,426 Look, Annie and I are-- We're thrilled that you and Mom are here, really. 199 00:12:57,599 --> 00:13:00,554 But the situation we've got going with Matt at the moment 200 00:13:00,727 --> 00:13:03,184 is a little touchy, so-- 201 00:13:03,397 --> 00:13:05,770 - So get the hell out of Dodge? - No, Dodge, no. 202 00:13:05,941 --> 00:13:09,892 But future discussions regarding Matt's summer work possibility 203 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:12,277 and graduation, yes. 204 00:13:12,447 --> 00:13:17,657 See, Matt's his class valedictorian and he's supposed to make a speech 205 00:13:17,828 --> 00:13:21,363 and, you know, this whole graduation thing is very important to everyone. 206 00:13:21,581 --> 00:13:24,038 I had no idea he and all that hair had done so well. 207 00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:26,244 - Neither did we. - Well, you're absolutely right. 208 00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:28,045 I'll have to make another phone call. 209 00:13:28,255 --> 00:13:30,829 What do you mean, another phone call? 210 00:13:31,008 --> 00:13:33,381 Yeah, what do you mean another phone call? 211 00:13:33,552 --> 00:13:35,095 You forgot one. 212 00:13:35,303 --> 00:13:37,048 You got me into the summer work programme? 213 00:13:37,264 --> 00:13:38,379 JOHN: Of course not, no. 214 00:13:38,557 --> 00:13:41,891 Once, on the telephone, your mother casually mentioned you had applied, 215 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:43,970 but thought it was a long shot. 216 00:13:44,146 --> 00:13:47,598 I made a casual call and lowered the odds a little. 217 00:13:47,816 --> 00:13:50,485 - So I didn't get the job on my own? - The heck you didn't. 218 00:13:50,652 --> 00:13:54,485 It was your application, your essay, your qualifications that got you hired. 219 00:13:54,698 --> 00:13:57,071 I don't want the job. I can't take it if I didn't get it. 220 00:13:57,284 --> 00:13:59,990 Darn it, Matt, there are 10,000 ways to get in the door. 221 00:14:00,162 --> 00:14:02,451 It's what you do when you're in there that counts. 222 00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:06,035 Maybe. But I wanted to get it on my own. 223 00:14:06,294 --> 00:14:08,750 Looks like I'll see you at graduation. 224 00:14:08,963 --> 00:14:10,624 [CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 225 00:14:10,882 --> 00:14:12,840 [DOORBELL RINGS] 226 00:14:13,009 --> 00:14:15,167 [KNOCKING] 227 00:14:16,178 --> 00:14:18,337 - Who is it? MAN: Uh, it's Jack Martin. 228 00:14:18,513 --> 00:14:20,306 I wanted to talk to you about your dog. 229 00:14:20,474 --> 00:14:24,175 I saw her win the Pow Chow contest on the news. 230 00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:27,939 Hello. Hi, I'm sorry. Annie Camden. 231 00:14:28,148 --> 00:14:31,483 No, I'm sorry to just drop in like this. I'm Jack Martin. 232 00:14:31,693 --> 00:14:34,316 Uh, you heard about our dog on the news? 233 00:14:34,488 --> 00:14:39,696 Yeah, and I'm pretty sure, positive in fact, that Happy is not Happy. 234 00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:41,073 Excuse me? 235 00:14:41,244 --> 00:14:44,448 I'm Eric Camden, I came in late, sounds like I've missed something. 236 00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:45,655 Jack Martin. 237 00:14:45,832 --> 00:14:49,617 No, it's just that our dog, Whitey, got out of our yard some time ago 238 00:14:49,795 --> 00:14:53,212 and I think that your Happy is our Whitey. 239 00:14:53,423 --> 00:14:54,753 - What? - No way. 240 00:14:54,966 --> 00:14:56,712 Oh, I'm afraid so. 241 00:14:56,886 --> 00:14:59,295 We got her from a friend when she was just a pup 242 00:14:59,472 --> 00:15:01,300 and my daughter loved her. 243 00:15:01,516 --> 00:15:02,975 As do my daughters. 244 00:15:03,142 --> 00:15:04,887 And my sons. So...? 245 00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:07,392 - So I'd like to take her home. - She is home. 246 00:15:08,022 --> 00:15:09,304 JACK: I know this is hard. 247 00:15:09,523 --> 00:15:12,192 It was hard for us when she ran away, but-- 248 00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:14,560 - But you still let her run away. - I'm really sorry. 249 00:15:14,736 --> 00:15:16,896 But we're Whitey's family and she belongs with us. 250 00:15:17,489 --> 00:15:20,158 - We're gonna get back to you. - Get back to me about what? 251 00:15:20,325 --> 00:15:21,489 Whitey's our dog. 252 00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:23,363 At the moment, she's not, 253 00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:26,704 so we're just gonna need a little time to talk about this. 254 00:15:26,915 --> 00:15:31,329 And if Happy's your dog, then she's been gone for two years 255 00:15:31,503 --> 00:15:34,422 and I think your family can wait another 48 hours or so 256 00:15:34,589 --> 00:15:35,966 for us to get back to you. 257 00:15:36,591 --> 00:15:38,336 We'll see. 258 00:15:40,303 --> 00:15:42,973 - Yeah. GINGER: Whoa, ha, ha! 259 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:46,178 So, what time's the graduation? 260 00:15:47,687 --> 00:15:49,846 Hi, Dad. 261 00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:52,892 [BOTH MURMURING] 262 00:16:03,077 --> 00:16:04,905 Sooner or later, Mary and Wilson will show up, 263 00:16:05,079 --> 00:16:08,329 and when they do, I'll be here. 264 00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:10,207 With me. 265 00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,541 I'm sorry, I just-- I had to get out of there. 266 00:16:12,711 --> 00:16:15,333 I mean, it's so surreal. 267 00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:18,591 I feel like my world, our world, has stopped 268 00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:21,677 and the rest of the world is speeding along at an ever-increasing rate. 269 00:16:34,191 --> 00:16:36,019 Uh, Lucy, why don't you and Kenny go on in? 270 00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:39,107 Grandpa and Ginger are here and Mary and Wilson will be right there. 271 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,238 - Okay. - Okay. 272 00:16:42,909 --> 00:16:44,570 Hey, what's going on? Is everything okay? 273 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,989 No, everything's not okay. Dr. Peterson called today. 274 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,413 Are you all right, Mom? 275 00:16:52,335 --> 00:16:55,041 Wait, is it me? Is there something wrong with me? 276 00:16:55,254 --> 00:16:56,915 Not exactly. 277 00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,258 You-- 278 00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:02,753 You're... Ha, I can't. 279 00:17:02,969 --> 00:17:06,055 There's no easy way to say this, Mary. It seems that you're pregnant. 280 00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:11,593 I don't think so. 281 00:17:11,812 --> 00:17:13,889 Why, because your birth control is infallible? 282 00:17:14,106 --> 00:17:17,191 Yeah, it's called not having sex. It works 100 percent of the time. 283 00:17:17,401 --> 00:17:18,600 You didn't...? 284 00:17:20,404 --> 00:17:22,730 Never. Not together, no. 285 00:17:22,948 --> 00:17:24,906 Never. Not with anyone, no. 286 00:17:25,117 --> 00:17:27,525 So I don't know where you're getting your information from, 287 00:17:27,744 --> 00:17:32,788 but wacky Dr. Peterson made a mistake, a big mistake. 288 00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:36,044 And, hey, if I'm lying, we'll all know in a couple of months, won't we? 289 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:42,877 You actually think I'd betray your trust in me? 290 00:17:43,052 --> 00:17:44,845 After all the talks that we had? 291 00:17:45,013 --> 00:17:47,552 After you were so understanding about Wilson having a kid? 292 00:17:49,642 --> 00:17:54,139 You guys need to go to parent camp or on vacation or something, 293 00:17:54,313 --> 00:17:57,765 because you're really losing it. 294 00:17:57,941 --> 00:18:00,018 Come on, Wilson. 295 00:18:00,193 --> 00:18:01,772 Never. 296 00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:13,280 What if that guy takes Happy away from us? 297 00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:14,531 That would be-- 298 00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,287 [HAPPY BARKS] 299 00:18:17,502 --> 00:18:19,462 Heck. That would be heck. 300 00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:20,960 Bad heck. 301 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:25,337 It's a phase. It'll pass. 302 00:18:25,511 --> 00:18:28,928 But I think bad words make me sound bad. 303 00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:31,181 Bad words make you sound stupid. 304 00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:37,147 What if Mr. Martin is wrong? 305 00:18:37,857 --> 00:18:39,483 - About what? - Happy. 306 00:18:40,068 --> 00:18:43,734 He's not. I could feel it in my gut. 307 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,815 Happy even looks like a Whitey. 308 00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:48,368 But what if she didn't? 309 00:18:50,703 --> 00:18:53,490 Yeah. What if she didn't? 310 00:18:53,705 --> 00:18:55,663 We just have to wait for everybody to go to bed. 311 00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:07,716 The colonel hasn't made Kenny crack yet. 312 00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:13,799 ROD: Hey, um, how was your evening? 313 00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:15,513 - Uh, noches. - Noches. 314 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:16,719 Yeah, ha, ha. 315 00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:20,811 Well, Kenny is just as great as Wilson said he was. 316 00:19:20,983 --> 00:19:23,653 But I know it can't be right. I don't get great. 317 00:19:23,861 --> 00:19:25,440 So something's gotta be wrong with him. 318 00:19:25,613 --> 00:19:28,864 I mean, come on, I'm not the type of person that gets great. 319 00:19:29,075 --> 00:19:30,535 - Hey. ROD: Yeah. 320 00:19:30,743 --> 00:19:34,078 But you should, you deserve it. 321 00:19:34,288 --> 00:19:36,412 Why are you here? 322 00:19:39,293 --> 00:19:41,583 What? We tried to help, we listened. 323 00:19:41,796 --> 00:19:44,003 ROD: Yeah, with sound counsel. 324 00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:48,676 Hey, thanks for watching Billy. I heard you guys did a great job. 325 00:19:48,844 --> 00:19:50,754 Ah, s?. And de nada. 326 00:19:50,929 --> 00:19:53,421 You know, if you start the bilingual thing now at Billy's age, 327 00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:56,636 chances are, it'll stick. 328 00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:59,267 - Gracias for the advice. - Yeah. 329 00:20:01,024 --> 00:20:02,602 Wilson... 330 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,609 Hey, why don't I give you guys a ride home? 331 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,363 Who said we were leaving? 332 00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:10,111 The "who didn't" list is shorter. 333 00:20:45,776 --> 00:20:47,105 RUTHIE: I'm a genius. 334 00:20:47,819 --> 00:20:49,778 You would be if she were black. 335 00:20:49,988 --> 00:20:51,947 So goodbye, Whitey. Hello, Barney. 336 00:20:52,909 --> 00:20:53,989 We're dead. 337 00:20:54,202 --> 00:20:56,491 Oh, poop. 338 00:20:57,997 --> 00:21:00,157 This is a really unattractive phase for you. 339 00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:19,595 Don't worry, I'm leaving happily. 340 00:21:19,769 --> 00:21:21,348 Good. 341 00:21:26,609 --> 00:21:27,808 You don't wanna talk to me? 342 00:21:28,027 --> 00:21:29,937 Don't want me looking over your shoulder, fine. 343 00:21:30,154 --> 00:21:33,156 When I leave and you're the oldest, you can do things your way, good luck. 344 00:21:33,324 --> 00:21:34,440 [DOORBELL RINGS] 345 00:21:34,617 --> 00:21:36,527 - I think I can handle it. - Really? 346 00:21:36,703 --> 00:21:39,455 Did you take your face out of Wilson's mouth long enough last night 347 00:21:39,622 --> 00:21:43,075 to notice things weren't quite right with Lucy, Simon or Ruthie? 348 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,034 Okay, whatever. 349 00:21:45,211 --> 00:21:47,537 Maybe Mom and Dad expect more from me because I'm a guy. 350 00:21:47,755 --> 00:21:50,128 - What? - I'm a victim of the old double standard. 351 00:21:50,299 --> 00:21:52,969 I don't know, but it doesn't matter, because it's all yours now. 352 00:21:53,136 --> 00:21:55,509 Have fun. 353 00:21:58,057 --> 00:22:00,549 I think that you'll find that everything's in order. 354 00:22:00,768 --> 00:22:02,145 I can't believe you're doing this. 355 00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:06,889 What's going on here? 356 00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:09,896 I'm sorry, son, but Whitey's family misses her. 357 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:12,899 Maybe Happy looked a little like Whitey last night, 358 00:22:13,072 --> 00:22:15,149 but in the daytime, she's not her. 359 00:22:15,658 --> 00:22:17,533 It was probably just the light or something. 360 00:22:17,744 --> 00:22:20,995 But don't worry, anyone can make a mistake. All is forgiven. 361 00:22:21,164 --> 00:22:23,490 Goodbye. 362 00:22:28,087 --> 00:22:30,414 Food colouring? 363 00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:34,593 I'd have tried it too. 364 00:22:34,803 --> 00:22:40,509 Look, Happy, Whitey or whoever she is, ran away two years ago. 365 00:22:40,725 --> 00:22:43,347 I know, but that doesn't make her any less ours. 366 00:22:43,561 --> 00:22:45,887 Law's not always as simple as finders keepers, losers-- 367 00:22:46,105 --> 00:22:48,941 Apparently not. But sometimes, it should be. 368 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:52,069 - We should get going. - Yeah. 369 00:22:52,236 --> 00:22:53,780 Come here, Whitey. Come here, girl. 370 00:22:53,988 --> 00:22:55,234 [HAPPY GRUNTS] 371 00:23:07,710 --> 00:23:10,083 - Sorry about this. - You should be. 372 00:23:42,578 --> 00:23:44,406 Mr. Martin can bite me. 373 00:23:44,622 --> 00:23:46,034 Where are you getting this stuff? 374 00:23:46,249 --> 00:23:48,788 Around, I have ears, you know. 375 00:23:49,002 --> 00:23:50,663 Well, if anyone hears you talk like that, 376 00:23:50,837 --> 00:23:52,629 this cleanser's gonna end up in your mouth. 377 00:23:54,882 --> 00:23:55,963 Hey, guys, how's it going? 378 00:23:56,926 --> 00:23:59,134 - Happy's gone. - I know. 379 00:23:59,303 --> 00:24:01,760 But Dad called some people from church who are lawyers. 380 00:24:01,931 --> 00:24:05,052 They'll figure something out, so just hang in there. 381 00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:08,394 For how long? We don't know if Happy's okay. 382 00:24:08,604 --> 00:24:09,934 If they're such good dog owners, 383 00:24:10,106 --> 00:24:12,313 why'd they let her run away in the first place? 384 00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:15,438 What if they're mean to her? 385 00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:30,910 No, I had fun last night too, 386 00:24:31,085 --> 00:24:34,586 but I really don't think it's gonna work out. 387 00:24:34,797 --> 00:24:37,206 - Why? - I don't know. 388 00:24:37,383 --> 00:24:38,582 It's just a feeling. 389 00:24:38,801 --> 00:24:41,839 Could I call you in a couple of days to see if you've changed your mind? 390 00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:43,473 - I'll call you. - I hope so. 391 00:24:44,098 --> 00:24:46,471 - Bye. - Bye, Lucy. 392 00:24:53,316 --> 00:24:54,692 Okay, what does this one mean? 393 00:24:55,651 --> 00:24:58,986 "Neither cast ye your pearls before swine." 394 00:24:59,155 --> 00:25:04,198 Don't share jewellery or important things with the other white meat. 395 00:25:05,745 --> 00:25:07,372 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 396 00:25:07,581 --> 00:25:10,369 Well, something is obviously wrong, qu?? 397 00:25:10,584 --> 00:25:12,874 You didn't just do something stupid with Kenny, did you? 398 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:14,955 No, I did a smart thing. 399 00:25:15,172 --> 00:25:19,218 The only thing. I stopped it before it started. 400 00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:21,010 It never would have worked out anyway. 401 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,841 - Por qu?? - Yeah, por qu? not? 402 00:25:24,013 --> 00:25:26,422 Just because you can't see how charming and caring you are, 403 00:25:26,641 --> 00:25:27,970 doesn't mean someone else can't. 404 00:25:28,184 --> 00:25:30,343 Yeah, that Kenny chico is pretty cool. 405 00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:32,605 Just call him up, 406 00:25:32,772 --> 00:25:36,474 tell him it was a fleeting woman thing and take it from there. 407 00:25:36,693 --> 00:25:37,939 Yeah, guys love that. 408 00:25:40,113 --> 00:25:41,774 I can't. 409 00:26:00,884 --> 00:26:03,554 - Hey, is that Wilson? - Yeah. 410 00:26:04,722 --> 00:26:07,558 You know that Happy's original owner and his lawyer came and took her? 411 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,722 Simon and Ruthie have been upstairs crying for most of the day. 412 00:26:11,311 --> 00:26:15,061 But then, you've been too busy with phone calls and Wilson and stuff. 413 00:26:15,232 --> 00:26:16,396 One second. 414 00:26:16,567 --> 00:26:19,272 Oh, yeah, and Lucy just broke up with Wilson's friend Kenny 415 00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:22,232 for a list of pathetic reasons and she seems pretty down. 416 00:26:22,405 --> 00:26:24,944 So I hope you were right when you said you could handle it. 417 00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:29,907 I gotta go. Bye. 418 00:26:31,581 --> 00:26:32,957 [PHONE RINGING] 419 00:26:38,755 --> 00:26:41,958 - Is that for me? ROD: No, it's for Matt. 420 00:26:42,175 --> 00:26:44,085 Uh, Matt, hey. 421 00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:51,015 Hello? Yes, this is Matt Camden. 422 00:27:01,278 --> 00:27:04,778 Okay. Thank you. 423 00:27:08,118 --> 00:27:13,280 That was Mrs. Clinton calling to welcome me to her staff. 424 00:27:16,959 --> 00:27:18,206 First lady Mrs. Clinton. 425 00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:21,255 She congratulated me on becoming valedictorian. 426 00:27:21,464 --> 00:27:23,125 Told me to make my speech, then come out. 427 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:24,836 Hillary Rodham Clinton? 428 00:27:26,386 --> 00:27:27,501 That's your placement? 429 00:27:29,055 --> 00:27:30,301 [YELLS] 430 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,142 ERIC: Wow! 431 00:27:35,937 --> 00:27:38,180 LUCY: Congratulations, that's incredible. 432 00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:41,026 Yeah, that's amazing. 433 00:27:41,235 --> 00:27:42,695 Well, isn't that lucky. 434 00:27:42,903 --> 00:27:43,935 You made another call. 435 00:27:44,446 --> 00:27:46,025 [JOHN MUTTERS] 436 00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:49,741 Unbelievable. 437 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,509 Luce, I heard about Kenny. I'm sorry. 438 00:28:06,677 --> 00:28:08,884 - Thanks. - Is there anything I can do to help? 439 00:28:09,096 --> 00:28:10,970 No. 440 00:28:11,139 --> 00:28:13,132 And I don't really feel like talking about it. 441 00:28:28,364 --> 00:28:30,358 MARY: Hey, you guys, who's up for some ice cream? 442 00:28:32,703 --> 00:28:34,697 What do you say we go hang out at the park? 443 00:28:34,913 --> 00:28:36,325 [YAWNS] 444 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:37,869 That's okay. 445 00:28:44,673 --> 00:28:46,252 JIMMY: I feel bad for Simon and Ruthie. 446 00:28:46,467 --> 00:28:47,499 MARY: Yeah, me too. 447 00:28:47,676 --> 00:28:50,464 The whole thing seems pretty hopeless. 448 00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:56,101 RUTH: Hey. 449 00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:02,020 Excuse me, colonel, Mrs. Camden, might we have a word with you? 450 00:29:02,232 --> 00:29:04,938 Any ex-boyfriends of our granddaughter's are-- 451 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,143 Speak. 452 00:29:07,236 --> 00:29:09,313 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 453 00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:14,483 Brilliant. But we'll need the cover of darkness 454 00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:16,701 and a diversion. 455 00:29:16,954 --> 00:29:18,995 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 456 00:29:24,254 --> 00:29:27,541 It's quiet in here, it's like spooky quiet. Where is everybody? 457 00:29:27,716 --> 00:29:31,252 I think your mom and dad were taking the kids for ice cream and... 458 00:29:31,428 --> 00:29:33,386 I don't know, but I... 459 00:29:33,555 --> 00:29:36,807 I suddenly have this feeling that something bad is about to happen. 460 00:29:38,227 --> 00:29:40,102 [DOORBELL RINGS] 461 00:29:46,110 --> 00:29:48,981 Congratulate us. We're engaged. 462 00:29:59,581 --> 00:30:04,658 Well, in light of Matt's new job, I'd say congratulations are due all around. 463 00:30:04,877 --> 00:30:06,373 Well, don't congratulate me yet. 464 00:30:06,546 --> 00:30:10,082 I have to get my speech down, deliver it in front of a huge group of people. 465 00:30:10,258 --> 00:30:12,050 I don't understand how you do it every week. 466 00:30:12,218 --> 00:30:14,260 One of the toughest things about being a minister. 467 00:30:14,471 --> 00:30:16,631 It is. You'll live. 468 00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:19,056 Well, I better get back at it. 469 00:30:21,437 --> 00:30:23,845 MATT: Oh, hey, colonel. - Oh, Matt. 470 00:30:24,064 --> 00:30:25,263 Colonel. 471 00:30:25,482 --> 00:30:28,983 Well, well, good evening. Charles and Ginger. 472 00:30:29,153 --> 00:30:31,396 How lovely to see you. Wonderful. 473 00:30:31,572 --> 00:30:33,482 - Yes. - Oh, yes. 474 00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:34,821 Is that a new dress? 475 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:38,984 What? Oh. Oh, yes, I just got it today. 476 00:30:39,163 --> 00:30:41,156 I'll take you to the shop tomorrow, if you like. 477 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:42,868 Thank you. I'd love that. 478 00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:44,958 - What happened to you? - Son, we're talking. 479 00:30:46,253 --> 00:30:48,959 Oh, you mean this? This is nothing. 480 00:30:49,131 --> 00:30:53,212 Your mother and I went for a little brisk P.T. on ticklish terrain. 481 00:30:53,427 --> 00:30:55,088 Lost my footing on the loose loam. 482 00:30:55,262 --> 00:30:58,548 Clumsy of me, but end of story. Ha, ha. 483 00:31:00,516 --> 00:31:06,224 Oh, well, the fact is that your mother pushed me. 484 00:31:06,857 --> 00:31:09,693 Push, shove, why split hairs? Ha, ha. 485 00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:13,728 So, well, what's been going on here? 486 00:31:13,947 --> 00:31:17,068 Uh, Ginger and I have some news. We're engaged. 487 00:31:17,284 --> 00:31:19,823 We'll see. Uh, where are the kids? 488 00:31:19,995 --> 00:31:21,905 Yeah, and my M.I.T.s? 489 00:31:22,122 --> 00:31:23,404 Oh, uh, they're coming. 490 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:26,418 Engaged, you say. Wonderful, how wonderful. 491 00:31:26,627 --> 00:31:28,751 When and from where are the kids coming? 492 00:31:28,962 --> 00:31:31,751 Oh, they'll be here any minute, from the driveway. 493 00:31:31,924 --> 00:31:35,590 I say, isn't that just five-star news. Congratulations. 494 00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:38,218 Oh, yes, indeed. Congratulations. 495 00:31:38,389 --> 00:31:41,307 Ruthie, Ruthie, Simon, Lucy, Mary 496 00:31:41,475 --> 00:31:47,063 and I'm willing to bet that these two belong to Eric's missing M.I.T.s. 497 00:31:48,691 --> 00:31:50,768 Uh, Colonel John Camden, U.S. Marine Corps. 498 00:31:50,943 --> 00:31:54,110 Serial number 54862314. 499 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,529 Oh, yeah. That'll help you now. 500 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,633 I think the colonel's being too hard on himself. 501 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,715 So he and Ruth didn't manage to rescue Happy last night. 502 00:32:18,887 --> 00:32:21,344 They came home with as many kids as they left with. 503 00:32:21,515 --> 00:32:24,470 Well, he's a Marine colonel for a reason. 504 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,637 You know, we didn't do so badly either. 505 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:31,724 Our engagement announcement was an inspired choice of diversions. 506 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:34,190 Ah, go on. 507 00:32:35,112 --> 00:32:37,438 - But I liked it, though. - So did I. 508 00:32:37,614 --> 00:32:39,193 - So will you? - Will I what? 509 00:32:39,408 --> 00:32:41,283 Marry me. 510 00:32:42,911 --> 00:32:44,288 [SCOFFS] 511 00:32:45,247 --> 00:32:47,041 For real? 512 00:32:51,253 --> 00:32:52,914 [GINGER LAUGHS] 513 00:32:54,131 --> 00:32:55,626 Come on, we've gotta go tell the kids. 514 00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:58,505 Wait. We already did. 515 00:33:01,138 --> 00:33:05,931 So we have to do... Nothing. 516 00:33:07,061 --> 00:33:08,093 I can do that. 517 00:33:08,270 --> 00:33:09,646 [HAPPY BARKING] 518 00:33:09,980 --> 00:33:11,310 GINGER: How did she get here? 519 00:33:14,401 --> 00:33:15,861 [GINGER LAUGHS] 520 00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:18,737 So when are Ginger and Grandpa getting married? 521 00:33:20,407 --> 00:33:23,243 Mm, I don't think they'll rush into anything. 522 00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:24,822 I do. 523 00:33:24,995 --> 00:33:26,325 Well, we'll see. 524 00:33:33,462 --> 00:33:35,420 GINGER: Look who found her way home. 525 00:33:35,589 --> 00:33:36,622 How did--? 526 00:33:36,841 --> 00:33:38,502 She must have made a break and escaped. 527 00:33:38,718 --> 00:33:41,506 She's back, she's ours. Happy, yes. 528 00:33:41,721 --> 00:33:43,300 Good girl, that's a good girl. 529 00:33:43,515 --> 00:33:46,088 You know who your real family is, don't you? Yes, you do. 530 00:33:46,308 --> 00:33:48,516 I wish it were that simple. 531 00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:50,270 [HAPPY WHIMPERS] 532 00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:52,523 [KNOCKING] 533 00:33:58,445 --> 00:34:01,068 - Hey. - Hey. 534 00:34:02,991 --> 00:34:06,278 I wanted to apologise for my attitude lately. 535 00:34:06,495 --> 00:34:08,904 It's a lot tougher being the oldest than I thought, 536 00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:11,288 and frankly, I'm not all that good at it. 537 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,532 You'll learn. 538 00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:14,834 You were right about the double standard though. 539 00:34:15,045 --> 00:34:18,664 I mean, Mom and Dad expected a lot from you because you're a guy, 540 00:34:18,841 --> 00:34:21,878 but because I'm a girl, they hawk me about my love life all the time. 541 00:34:22,052 --> 00:34:25,138 They ask personal and embarrassing questions 542 00:34:25,347 --> 00:34:27,840 flat out whenever they feel like it. 543 00:34:28,601 --> 00:34:31,140 And so do you. 544 00:34:31,354 --> 00:34:34,689 But I've never butted into your life like you have with mine. 545 00:34:34,899 --> 00:34:35,932 You're right. 546 00:34:36,109 --> 00:34:37,770 My love life has always been my business 547 00:34:37,944 --> 00:34:40,401 and I would've resented that kind of intrusion by anyone. 548 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,561 I never thought of it that way. 549 00:34:43,991 --> 00:34:46,744 You'll bring an interesting perspective to the position of oldest. 550 00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:48,827 [DOORBELL RINGS] 551 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:53,074 And it'll be good for everyone. 552 00:34:59,006 --> 00:35:01,580 So she did end up here. 553 00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:04,918 We didn't take her. 554 00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:08,009 I know. She dug a hole under the fence and ran over here. 555 00:35:08,223 --> 00:35:11,344 Look, I don't want this situation to get ugly, but I can't let you take her. 556 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,396 I know. I was gonna bring her over myself this morning. 557 00:35:14,605 --> 00:35:17,476 The poor thing cried most of the day yesterday. 558 00:35:18,233 --> 00:35:21,402 This is where she wants to be and this is where she should be. 559 00:35:24,324 --> 00:35:25,356 So you're leaving? 560 00:35:25,575 --> 00:35:27,735 With-- Without Happy? 561 00:35:30,246 --> 00:35:32,287 Yeah. 562 00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:38,247 Well, let us show you out. 563 00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:41,542 [ALL LAUGHING] 564 00:35:45,427 --> 00:35:47,255 RUTHIE: Give our love to the family. 565 00:35:47,429 --> 00:35:48,806 [HAPPY BARKS] 566 00:35:53,060 --> 00:35:58,221 By the way, the engagement thing last night was a diversion. 567 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,639 Oh, and a fine one it was. 568 00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:04,071 But we decided that we liked the way it felt so much, so now we are. 569 00:36:04,279 --> 00:36:05,905 For real? 570 00:36:06,115 --> 00:36:08,404 Oh, but... 571 00:36:08,617 --> 00:36:10,659 ERIC: Congratulations. 572 00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:13,740 GINGER: It's all your fault. 573 00:36:13,915 --> 00:36:16,621 Look at you. 574 00:36:16,793 --> 00:36:19,036 CHARLES: It's starting now, isn't it? 575 00:36:19,212 --> 00:36:20,292 It's all your fault. 576 00:36:23,466 --> 00:36:27,002 Later, honey. Honey, I don't know how to plaster. 577 00:36:31,975 --> 00:36:33,173 [ORGAN PLAYING] 578 00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:41,059 - Hey, Wilson. WILSON: Hey, how you doing? 579 00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:43,108 - Hey, Billy. - Hola, Kenny. 580 00:36:49,241 --> 00:36:50,867 Darn it. 581 00:36:51,035 --> 00:36:54,120 You and your mouth are treading a mighty fine line, sister. 582 00:36:54,872 --> 00:36:57,624 Don't worry, this phase is practically out of my system. 583 00:36:57,791 --> 00:36:58,872 I can feel it. 584 00:37:01,504 --> 00:37:03,297 [CHOIR SINGING] 585 00:37:04,841 --> 00:37:06,170 I hope you don't mind I'm here. 586 00:37:06,343 --> 00:37:08,585 But Rod and Jimmy called, and said I had to come. 587 00:37:08,762 --> 00:37:10,008 I hope it's okay. 588 00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:14,178 It's really okay, and I'm sorry about yesterday. 589 00:37:14,351 --> 00:37:16,973 It was just a fleeting woman thing. 590 00:37:17,145 --> 00:37:20,432 - Can we just forget it? - Yeah. 591 00:37:22,734 --> 00:37:25,060 There's something I've been meaning to tell you 592 00:37:25,236 --> 00:37:28,155 and I guess now is as good a time as any. 593 00:37:28,322 --> 00:37:29,603 You're pregnant. 594 00:37:29,782 --> 00:37:31,158 No. 595 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,778 I'm going away to school. 596 00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:37,073 Billy and I are moving in with my cousin. 597 00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:21,703 You ready? 598 00:38:29,883 --> 00:38:31,924 You know, I walk down these steps every Sunday 599 00:38:32,094 --> 00:38:35,511 and I think to myself, I wonder if anyone heard me. 600 00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:39,801 I wonder if anyone was awake. 601 00:38:39,977 --> 00:38:42,980 I wonder if I said anything worth staying awake for. 602 00:38:43,148 --> 00:38:45,817 I mean, I always hope so, but I don't always know. 603 00:38:46,401 --> 00:38:51,693 And this week, I've been the subject of a careful career study. 604 00:38:51,865 --> 00:38:54,154 And I have to tell you, after the last few days, 605 00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:56,112 I still don't have the answers to any of those questions. 606 00:38:56,286 --> 00:38:58,279 [PEOPLE CHUCKLING] 607 00:38:58,455 --> 00:39:00,413 But I have a feeling 608 00:39:00,582 --> 00:39:06,372 that maybe after this morning's very special sermon, 609 00:39:06,546 --> 00:39:08,006 we'll all have a better idea. 610 00:39:24,146 --> 00:39:25,178 Jimmy. 611 00:39:41,748 --> 00:39:44,322 I have but one single question I want you to think about today. 612 00:39:44,501 --> 00:39:46,909 Before you were born, your eternal soul was up in heaven 613 00:39:47,087 --> 00:39:49,958 and the good Lord was standing on the bank of the river of life 614 00:39:50,173 --> 00:39:51,716 contemplating the current, 615 00:39:51,883 --> 00:39:52,999 with or against which, 616 00:39:53,176 --> 00:39:55,845 your immortal soul would dog paddle the rest of your mortal life. 617 00:39:56,054 --> 00:39:59,506 The Lord turned to you and said, "Take the destiny on the left." 618 00:40:02,519 --> 00:40:06,352 My question to you is, did he mean your left or his? 619 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:16,778 So here's the lesson, 620 00:40:16,949 --> 00:40:20,366 not the only lesson certainly, but one we'd be wise to remember. 621 00:40:20,577 --> 00:40:22,286 Ambidexterity. 622 00:40:23,539 --> 00:40:25,699 Because the Lord wants us to be good with both hands. 623 00:40:36,386 --> 00:40:37,418 [MOUTHING] Go. 624 00:40:37,595 --> 00:40:38,972 [ORGAN PLAYING] 625 00:40:42,350 --> 00:40:45,637 [CHOIR SINGING "WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN JESUS"] 626 00:40:59,075 --> 00:41:01,745 Most of you probably know that my dad is a minister 627 00:41:01,911 --> 00:41:03,704 and my mom, among many other things, 628 00:41:03,872 --> 00:41:06,031 is the kind of woman who'd marry a minister. 629 00:41:07,042 --> 00:41:10,079 And yes, there are times, many of them in fact, 630 00:41:10,295 --> 00:41:12,418 when having parents who are beacons in the community 631 00:41:12,588 --> 00:41:14,747 is as much of a drag as you would think. 632 00:41:15,050 --> 00:41:17,008 [CROWD LAUGHING] 633 00:41:18,428 --> 00:41:22,890 But there are other times, more than I like to admit actually, 634 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:27,644 when they illuminate the dark places, the doubt, the uncertainty-- 635 00:41:27,854 --> 00:41:30,144 I have something to tell you. 636 00:41:30,315 --> 00:41:32,392 We're going to have a baby. 637 00:41:33,568 --> 00:41:35,894 - What? - A baby, we're having one. 638 00:41:36,071 --> 00:41:38,064 MATT: And by doing so, they have helped me-- 639 00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,158 You can't get any closer and we're still having a baby. 640 00:41:41,326 --> 00:41:43,569 Uh-huh. You and me together. 641 00:41:43,745 --> 00:41:46,319 Wacky Dr. Peterson got the tests mixed up. 642 00:41:46,498 --> 00:41:49,250 ["POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE" PLAYING] 643 00:41:59,052 --> 00:42:01,805 JIMMY: We just wanted to thank you for everything. 644 00:42:01,971 --> 00:42:05,472 Yeah, we had a really good time working with you and we learned a lot. 645 00:42:05,684 --> 00:42:08,223 - You're kidding. - No, you really care about people. 646 00:42:08,395 --> 00:42:09,724 All the time. 647 00:42:09,979 --> 00:42:12,649 - I couldn't. ROD: Me neither. 648 00:42:12,857 --> 00:42:15,314 You couldn't pay me enough to care as much as you do. 649 00:42:15,485 --> 00:42:16,649 I couldn't even pretend. 650 00:42:16,861 --> 00:42:18,606 Well, it's the job. 651 00:42:18,822 --> 00:42:21,195 - Maybe. - But we think it's the man. 652 00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:28,873 Thanks. 653 00:42:35,630 --> 00:42:37,375 Excuse me. 654 00:42:38,258 --> 00:42:39,457 Sorry I'm late. 655 00:42:41,636 --> 00:42:43,429 Everybody. 656 00:42:44,723 --> 00:42:47,475 Annie and I have an announcement to make. 657 00:42:55,608 --> 00:42:56,724 We're gonna have a baby. 658 00:42:56,901 --> 00:42:58,695 [CHUCKLES] 659 00:43:04,159 --> 00:43:05,191 Oh--! 660 00:43:05,368 --> 00:43:06,567 [BARKS] 661 00:43:06,745 --> 00:43:09,367 I've got nothing, the phase is over. I'm clean. 662 00:43:09,581 --> 00:43:11,989 You didn't do this to get me to stay home and go to school? 663 00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:14,783 - Oh... - Well, I'm still taking the job. 664 00:43:16,504 --> 00:43:17,537 But I'll be back. 665 00:43:17,714 --> 00:43:20,799 There's no way to get me out of here now. Things are just getting good. 666 00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:23,668 Congratulations. 667 00:43:23,887 --> 00:43:27,008 Yay! Yay! 668 00:43:27,223 --> 00:43:28,600 [RUTHIE LAUGHS] 669 00:43:35,148 --> 00:43:36,727 [ALL LAUGHING] 670 00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:38,775 ANNIE: Weird, isn't it? 671 00:43:40,153 --> 00:43:41,862 Hi, baby. 672 00:43:42,030 --> 00:43:44,107 - Come on, my turn, my turn, my turn. - Dad. 673 00:43:52,541 --> 00:43:54,369 Here we go again. 674 00:44:03,593 --> 00:44:04,757 [MOUTHING] I love you. 675 00:44:04,969 --> 00:44:06,880 [MOUTHING] I love you too. 676 00:44:06,930 --> 00:44:11,480 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0